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Crazy Ralph is the chief reviewer, but that should have been obvious as you are visiting www.crazyralph.com. He's been watching horror films since he was but a wee one, growing up while watching Jason, Michael, Freddy and the like slice and dice their way through hordes of unsuspecting bystanders. Despite what Bob Dole and other Facist, Far-Right Morons would have you believe, watching such violence from the age of four on didn't turn Crazy Ralph into a killer, psycho, or even a deviant(well, the last one's debatable). He still craves horror movies, and now he's sharing his one true love with the world.

Like our leader, Fox is also a horror addict. One of her first "horror memories" is sneaking out of her bedroom at night to watch "Chiller Theater". She saw an ax embedded on some poor chap's forehead and screamed bloody murder. It was a good twelve years before she risked another scary movie, and that turned out to be "Night of the Living Dead". She watched it with a friend, and then they had to walk home, past a cemetery, at night. They didn't walk - they ran. With that, she was hooked. Fox doesn't talk as much as "Crazy Ralph", but she always gets her two cents in.